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paging-doctorfaggot:

paging-doctorfaggot:

im blowing up a rubber chicken

why the heck hasn’t anyone said i’m blowing a cock yet
pleatedjeans:

 

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Source: interstellxrs, via beautyunrecognized)

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

ashethyst:

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

nowadays they just prescribe you some medications and if that doesn’t work, they add more.

(Source: crystalground, via 0w0b)

pasturemud:

socialjusticefandomblogger:

wasntgoodenough:

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness

I thought this was just a picture of boots. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

OMG THIS JUST MADE MY DAY

(Source: hardt0handle, via shescountryy18)

facts-i-just-made-up:

For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…

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