collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
ashethyst: keepfitstayfab: Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. that’s damn good advice nowadays they just prescribe you some medications and if that doesn’t work, they add more.
fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
If ever a woman steals my man,there is no better...
yanilavigne: (Quotes here)
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man...
He was number 1.
Seeing an empty swing set.
sodamnrelatable: When I was 5: When I was 12: Now:
foxnewsofficial: tumblr would be a playground for psychologists
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
thewonderyearstrong: do you ever just realise that one of your friends male or female is like, really hot? but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way but in a ‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’
When someone tells you to calm your tits:
espeonchan: it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK